Super creepy Mario story!
This is Chapter 1
Chapter 2: http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pikmin_2_but_scarier_actually_(and_more%3F)
Once upon a time, I really
like Mario. So I decided to play a Mario game cause I was bored. Luckily, my
local Wal-Mart had SNES games for sale; one of them was Super Mario World. So I
bought it, but then the cashier man looked at me like I was crazy and then he
said, after 6 minutes of silence, “Will you pay cash or credit?” I decided to
buy it using cash and I drove home on my bike and then parked it in the
driveway. Then I put the game into my N64, and it turned on! YAY! Then I saw
the title screen, but it wasn’t normal! Cause Mario was moving by himself! And
I don’t remember that because I hadn’t played the game since I was 4 and a
seventh. So I hit start, but I took me to the first level of sonic 2! It wasn’t
Mario world, so I cried. So I hit restart on my console, and the game
surprisingly restarted.
I picked up the Wii U
gamepad and continued playing. I got to level 14 on Mario world until I
realized there was no level 14. So I threw the Atari joystick across and then
the screen went black. But then it came back.
On and then Mario became a
dry bones, except he couldn’t jump ever! I had to restart the game. But I knew
a cheat code. So on the arrow keys, I typed, “Up, up, down, down, down, down,
begin.” But the cheat didn’t work, so I knew the game was breaking. So I used
the GameStop gift card that looked like an NES controller and imputed the cheat
code again, and it still didn’t work. So I gave up and took a nap because it
was 2:70 in the after evening. But I had a dream, it was a dream that I was
walking around the house from Bear in the big blue house, but no one was there
except the whole cast! I woke up and then I cried until it was G:04 the in
morning. So I brushed my teeth until 3:55 ppm. Then I went back to the Wal-Mart
and said to the manager that the game was haunted by Sonic! But he said he
should prove it to him right now! So I took him to the house and I started the
game again! But it made my Commodore 64 heat up!
But it’s ok! I fixed it!
Then I reached the final boss after 42 days, but it wasn’t Bowser! It was
Sonic! Except he was 6 feet big! But
then he turned the screen and said, “You 2 slow, boy”. Then I threw my Pro
controller at the screen! But the game was still on, except HD, like it was
there! CAUSE IT WAS!! But I restarted the console, so I was ok. Then I went
back to Wal-Mart and I went to the manager’s office and told him the game was
broken! He said, “Prove it, you chicken
nugget!” So I left crying! But some hobo came up to me!
He said, “Give me the game!
Or I will cast my spell on you and you will be mine!” But I said no! So he
became my Dad. But anyways, I went back and put the game into my DS and tried
to beat it so it would die longer. It had been 5 years since I last played the
haunted PlayStation disc. But then I realized something!
Why were my consoles and
controllers changing all the time? Why was it G:04 and 2:70 at one point? And
when did 5 years pass? I was so scared! It felt like I was going to go insane
in the membrane! Anyhow.
I got to the final boss! Doopliss!
He transformed into the 8 foot sonic from before! And then he said, “I’m a dead
Wendy’s worker!” But then Mario, who is still a koopa, said, “I prefer
McDonald’s, Poop-liss!” Then he bit Boopliss and he exploded into an explosion!
Anyways, I sold the game to someone at Rainforest Café. So then I decided to
play a Mario game cause I was bored. Luckily, my local Wal-Mart had SNES games
for sale; one of them was Super Mario World. (Just joking, that never happened
but I think its funny, so just go with it LOL) But then I realized this
happened at the start of the story! Then the person at the register did the
thing he did, which was stop existing for 5 minutes (or maybe 30, I’m too lazy
to scroll up the word document LOL Also YOLO) but I decided to not buy the game
and threw the game at the door 3 miles away (cause you know how progress makes
things bigger.) Then I went to the book section and there was a fat lady and
she said, “Try this BOOK”. It was called the Black Spell of Doom [novel
version] (this part did happen, but the part where I said it didn’t happen
didn’t happen) So I read it until the store closed and then the fat lady tied
me to a chair while I was distracted by the book which was really stupid and
boring. I would give it an 8/888888. But, don’t try to find it cause it is rare
and hard to find like every lost episode of any show ever. Trust me, cause I
looked and looked for Dead Bart, but then I realized it was a story and cried
while being tied to a chair by the fat lady at a Wal-Mart cause I was
distracted by the book which was really stupid and boring. I would give it a
7/888887, M8. So then I realized I wasn’t tied (How silly of me, I know.) So
the fat lady walked toward the other part of the book section.
There was a stove and I knew
she would cook me! So I waited and she came back and she put me in the oven and
I died! But luckily I stocked up on retry clocks, knowing there would be a
boss!
Attempt 1
I Left the chair and
followed her. But then when she would look back I would hide under a table! But
then when she was walking back she stopped. And she lifted the table and shoved
me in the oven! OH NO
Attempt 2
I decided to stay, hoping
she would change her mind. She didn’t.
Attempt 3
I ran away super fast! But
she heard me and ran super fast, too! But then I ran into a shelf cause I
wasn’t paying close attention. It feel on both of us, but I lived! But it
wasn’t fair, so I restarted anyways
Attempt 4
I remembered the
invisibility cloak I had! It was in my pocket since I was 5.
Attempt 5
I used the cloak and crawled
to the door of the Target I was trapped in. But the fat lady was actually a fat
DEMON lady. She couldn’t find me, so she walked to the toy section of the
store. I crawled to the automatic doors and escaped! But she heard that for
some reason and she tried to catch me but since she was a fat DEMON lady she
couldn’t escape the Target. THE END (but not the end like the end end, you
know?)
So I couldn’t get home, so I
decided to live at Disney world! (I saw this one Creepypasta and it was cool,
so I’m doing one too!) I went to Space Mountain, but no one was there (scary,
eh?) But I went on the rocket and took a selfie with the phone my new hobo dad
gave me. But the ride started on it own. It was so much fun! But I got off
because it stopped! I saw my picture, but I wasn’t there. There was a skeleton
instead of me! Super scary!
Then I went to Splash
Mountain, and the same thing happened.
Then I went to its A Small
World, and the same thing happened.
Then I went to the Hall of
Presidents, and the same thing happened
Then I went to Big Thunder
Mountain Railroad, and the same thing didn’t happen, but that was still scary
since it didn’t happen!
Anyways, I have to go to bed
soon so I have to rap this up like a present, if you catch my foul ball.
I was crying until the
police caught me. Apparently I was “trespassing” on my own property. (I don’t
even get it) Remember the fat lady? She turned out to be a DEMON! Anyway, I was
in a cop car, when the driver jumped out cause I told him he was “stupid and
also a butt”. I drove to my house and I looked around my room. My TV was still
broken but also HD, and my SNES was sitting on the floor. AND INSIDE IT WAS A
SONIC GAME!!! NOOOOOOO! I cried myself to sleep.
Luckily, my new hobo dad was
really good at sonic and beat the game in only 43 business days. But the final
boss was a monster who was a combo of the skeleton from the pictures, the fat
DEMON lady, The Driver (who I called a butt), Sonic, Doopliss, and the cashier!
So my dad beat them using a cheat code he made up. But, I had to kick him out
because he liked Sonic. P-U!
Anyhow, I’m done with my
story. Thanks for reading and I hope you were scared (especially the part with
the skeleton!)